“I'll handle the beast. Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!”

Abradolf Lincler

"In the name of the Squanch, the Six Rivers, the Four Squanches and the Nine Balls, I pronounce him the Squanchiest person in the whole damn Squanch!"

Squanchy

"How often do you think you might look up at the stars and wonder what might have been, had you just put your faith in Pathak?"

Birdperson

"He likes to Dance... On the graves of his enemies!"

Morty Jr.

"This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action."

Evil Morty

" The only man who truly Do Know Me! "

Mrs. Pencakes

" He could run, but he was smart enough to hide, Bitch! "

Scary Terry

" He is better than me. A million times better! "

Million Ants

" He is perfectly able to take care of things because he's not, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe!"

Summer Smith

" Yah he might be all that, but I'm pretty sure "he lives on the moon"! "

Principle Vagina

" I actually don't give a damn about him so long as he doesn't mess with time! "

Shleemypants